i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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