was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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