she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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