i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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