Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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