we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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