Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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