Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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