Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
