just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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