And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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