One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I touched a dick in church today
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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