Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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