i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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