no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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