Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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