Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
tell me about the fingering
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