I wannas sexs uuuuu
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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