I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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