I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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