I feel great
I just peed on a car
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I think I just sharted jello shots
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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