why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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