I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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