When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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