we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
it's great music for shaving your balls
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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