If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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