i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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