you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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