these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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