Christians are straight up FREAKS
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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