so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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