I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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