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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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