Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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