'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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