I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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