M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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