sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think I am morally bankrupt
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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