I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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