absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I had to cum in my sink.
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