Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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