I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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