yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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