found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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