it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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