Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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