If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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