I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
