Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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