We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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