Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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