I don't think brook has ever known best
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Damn victory sex feels great
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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