it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
