You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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