Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
